Ten Excuses for Not Updating... or anything else
1) I was "trapped in an oil painting"
2) A giant pile of laundry grew legs and trapped me in a week long battle for
3) I was lost in a chocolatey brownie
4) I participated in a trial for Anti-Drowning Water
5) The Anti-Drowning Water success spawned the bio-engineering of Anti-Dying Grass
6) I lost the bologna for my peek-a-boo sandwich
7) When Miss RH says that she is cuddly because she wears Cuddl Duds, she does not mean "cuddle duds"
8) I was kidnapped by the captain of a free-trader's ship in 1807
9) My petticoats had no starch in them
10) Apparently one pound of tomatoes is needed per person
I am sorry to all of you who have been kind enough to bear with my unannounced hiatus. I really do appreciate your visits and hope that you will continue. A lot has been happening around here, so I hope that you enjoy my excuses and forgive me for them.
Do you have any favorite excuses that you use? Or wish that you could?